Monday, July 17, 2006

Almost au naturel

I’ve quite gotten used to seeing women baring their melons here in unorthodox Europe. To be able to half-strip in public, be it in the beaches, lakes or in your own backyard garden and not having a puny bit of inhibition at all, is a profound act, or so I think. It’s like conquering yourself and the whole world: I don’t care what you think; I’m going to give my two little babies some sunshine!

I do wonder sometimes --- when will my courageous day ever come so I can join their pack?

It also works both ways; the spectators casting no malice.

European men are not shocked nor are they embarrassed to see such valorous display of feminine flesh; they look but rarely they stare and most importantly, their pets down there don’t misbehave in public.

I’m chuckling as I write, but many NON-Europeans still see this as a light form of exhibitionism or say, a taboo, uh no... an anathema.

And since 60% of visitors in this blog are outside Europe, mostly in America and Asia, then here is a little tease for you, a ripe beach blond in a t-back (click to enlarge):

VOILA! I think she’s got perfect breasts! Not too small, not too big, just right - perky and very proud.

Dutchman thinks they were genuine goods, the real McCoy so to speak; he surreptitiously screened her, lol, the sneak... I, on the other hand, thought they were too good to be true.

A friend, whose secret ambition is to dabble as boob examiner at night says, if only we took a frontal picture of her then he would know if they were real. Well too bad, we are not perverts to commit such tawdriness! She was roaming around the beach; the kind who can’t stick her bum in one place for five minutes and off must she go some place else (reminds me of ADHD), so while doing a pictorial of me (who obviously need to lose at least 3 kilos, make that 5), we surprisingly got a souvenir from her.

So there, I think she knew she has perfect boobs and just loves showing them off, ha-ha.

And although I am contradicting myself, what’s the fuss then if they were real or not? Oh well, just being a nosy parker, I guess. Title of this post should have been --- effects of sustained expatriation and coming to terms with European cultural summer oddities.

P.S. The heat wave today makes me want to strip off... !!!

Tags: Girl Talk - Boob Investment (02/2006)

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