An encounter with a Thai Ladyboy, Part III
After our 5 days bumming and partying in Koh Phi Phi island (located on the south west of Thailand), we decided to leave for our next Thai island getaway, in Koh Samui. The island is beautifully nested in the other side of the country, in the central eastern part facing Cambodia.
Koh Phi Phi by the way is the place where “The Beach” movie was filmed, starred by Leonardo di Caprio. I desperately wanted to see those renowned cliff rocks in the movie which I learned were in Maya Bay, in the tip most part of Koh Phi Phi. But frankly speaking, the movie was pathetic, except for the beach. Well, Maya Bay didn’t disappoint me, it was simply paradise. The Thai government also declared the spot as nature preserved, so you don’t see any form of human habitat in the area.
Anywho, so much of that blathering…
The LADYBOY SHOW in Koh SAMUI (November 2001)
We stayed in Chaweng, the busiest part of Koh Samui. It was a helluva place filled with strips of restaurants, shops, bars, and bars, and bars. And one night, after having our dinner and searching for a cool bar to have beer (for Dutchman), and tequila (for me), we saw this busy joint with neon lights by the main Chaweng road. There were a couple of drag queens posing outside and dressed scantily while screaming at the passers by and handing out some sort of leaflet. Our curiosity leads us to investigate…
We found out that they have a “Ladyboy Show” that evening. It costs only a few Thai Baht, so why not? We thought it was a fair deal, so we went inside and took our seats.
A group foto outside the bar along the roadside with a Thai ladyboy.
The bar, or lets say the club has 2 main areas, the bar with dancing poles in the front facing the street, and the restaurant at the back, which during the evening is conveniently converted into a theater with a stage.
The whole place was filled with guys, eh obviously. And just a few minutes before the show started, the nieuwsgierig (curious) me, was diligently exercising my neck, checking this couple at our back who had their lips passionately locked the whole time when we came in. Dutchman kept telling me it’s a ladyboy with a German guy. So you see, that explains why I couldn’t stop eavesdropping. Nosy me, haha!
Then there was loud music… then a show of lights on stage… The LADYBOY SHOW has BEGUN!
It was a fun show, they didn’t just parade up there like models they actually had a script. It’s like watching a theater musical show such as Mama Mia or Lion King, minus the professional production and talent since this is of course purely amateurish. All the stars in the act were played by ladyboys and oh dear they were just super sexy!
The story line was, as usual, the over rated topic of L-O-V-E, between a man and supposedly a woman. Anyhow, the climactic ending was predictable. The man found out that his lover was not a real woman, but a ladyboy. If I didn’t have the previous experience at Patpong, Bangkok (Part I), and at Phuket (Part II), I would have wheezed in shock.
A smiling tall Thai ladyboy in her full make up, jewels, gown and hat ensemble.
Like any finale, it was played with marvelous lighting and music, ah so much drama (I can’t stand dramas by the way).
Lo and behold... there she was, in her full glory, about to show off the attestation of her true identity. On stage, she slowly made her dramatized movements… and in a single bat of an eyelid… she knelt down and took off her skirt, that went unexpectedly flying into the audience faces by the way, and cried with full force whilst exposing her frontal frustration. There... right before our very eyes... was something... and that something was dangling... a P-E-N-I-S!
Well spare me the shock, haha!
Applause was heard all over the place. The ladyboys did their brilliant act and the audiences were pleased. But the story is not over yet...
We noticed that the ladyboys who performed on stage were now moving towards the bar in front and started mounting on the dance poles. We thought it was best to follow, so we quickly grabbed a seat by the bar.
But a distrubing scene was right in front of us. An odd pair, a father and his 12 year old son. Now, that is just plain idiotic to me. You don’t bring your 12 year old son to gawk at ladyboys? Would you?
It was rather late into the night and the ladyboys were eagerly dancing entertaining all of us. I was kind of like magnetized, I stared at them in awe. Their muscled yet feminine legs were wrapped around those aluminum poles, their bodies so blithe and lithe, quick to respond to the upbeat music, their faces full of the come-and-get-me-stud look, and what’s really astonishing is…. their [newfound?] confidence.
Some of them were getting involved with the guys at the bar, and one was busy filming the ladyboys dancing with the use of a video camera recorder. It was a tease act so to speak between the ladyboys and this guy. Up to some point that it got so heated, them ladyboys started throwing their bras off to the public, then next, their panties! Oh-oh… now you can obviously see that these are post-opt ladyboys.
Then it happened so fast. Because the momentum was skyrocket high, the ladyboys caved in to their naughtiness and gave the much demanded erotic display of action in their gymnastic stunts, using their support tool, the aluminum poles... and hey remember no panties (!). This particular ladyboy, she was quite attractive and slim, was dancing on our side of the bar. She made a really sluggish split up in mid-air, and much to our harassment (well to mine, I don’t know if Dutchman or the other men were harassed!), her vagina was smiling candidly right across me!!! In fact, she almost like stopped on mid-air with her split, giving ample time for everyone in our direction to inspect her gateway of paradise, the hole. Yes, I saw a hole… a freaking hole, OMG!!! The guy who was busy with the video was in high spirits and of course didn’t miss the opportunity to film it.
That actually put in me a state of shock. Shock that the ladyboy had the audacity to show her priceless sex organ, but more shocked that her genitals resembled just like any other woman’s!
After that experience, I couldn’t tell a fake vagina to a real one. And if I, a woman can’t tell, how much more the men?
.
Koh Phi Phi by the way is the place where “The Beach” movie was filmed, starred by Leonardo di Caprio. I desperately wanted to see those renowned cliff rocks in the movie which I learned were in Maya Bay, in the tip most part of Koh Phi Phi. But frankly speaking, the movie was pathetic, except for the beach. Well, Maya Bay didn’t disappoint me, it was simply paradise. The Thai government also declared the spot as nature preserved, so you don’t see any form of human habitat in the area.
Anywho, so much of that blathering…
The LADYBOY SHOW in Koh SAMUI (November 2001)
We stayed in Chaweng, the busiest part of Koh Samui. It was a helluva place filled with strips of restaurants, shops, bars, and bars, and bars. And one night, after having our dinner and searching for a cool bar to have beer (for Dutchman), and tequila (for me), we saw this busy joint with neon lights by the main Chaweng road. There were a couple of drag queens posing outside and dressed scantily while screaming at the passers by and handing out some sort of leaflet. Our curiosity leads us to investigate…
We found out that they have a “Ladyboy Show” that evening. It costs only a few Thai Baht, so why not? We thought it was a fair deal, so we went inside and took our seats.
The bar, or lets say the club has 2 main areas, the bar with dancing poles in the front facing the street, and the restaurant at the back, which during the evening is conveniently converted into a theater with a stage.
The whole place was filled with guys, eh obviously. And just a few minutes before the show started, the nieuwsgierig (curious) me, was diligently exercising my neck, checking this couple at our back who had their lips passionately locked the whole time when we came in. Dutchman kept telling me it’s a ladyboy with a German guy. So you see, that explains why I couldn’t stop eavesdropping. Nosy me, haha!
Then there was loud music… then a show of lights on stage… The LADYBOY SHOW has BEGUN!
It was a fun show, they didn’t just parade up there like models they actually had a script. It’s like watching a theater musical show such as Mama Mia or Lion King, minus the professional production and talent since this is of course purely amateurish. All the stars in the act were played by ladyboys and oh dear they were just super sexy!
The story line was, as usual, the over rated topic of L-O-V-E, between a man and supposedly a woman. Anyhow, the climactic ending was predictable. The man found out that his lover was not a real woman, but a ladyboy. If I didn’t have the previous experience at Patpong, Bangkok (Part I), and at Phuket (Part II), I would have wheezed in shock.
Like any finale, it was played with marvelous lighting and music, ah so much drama (I can’t stand dramas by the way).
Lo and behold... there she was, in her full glory, about to show off the attestation of her true identity. On stage, she slowly made her dramatized movements… and in a single bat of an eyelid… she knelt down and took off her skirt, that went unexpectedly flying into the audience faces by the way, and cried with full force whilst exposing her frontal frustration. There... right before our very eyes... was something... and that something was dangling... a P-E-N-I-S!
Well spare me the shock, haha!
Applause was heard all over the place. The ladyboys did their brilliant act and the audiences were pleased. But the story is not over yet...
We noticed that the ladyboys who performed on stage were now moving towards the bar in front and started mounting on the dance poles. We thought it was best to follow, so we quickly grabbed a seat by the bar.
But a distrubing scene was right in front of us. An odd pair, a father and his 12 year old son. Now, that is just plain idiotic to me. You don’t bring your 12 year old son to gawk at ladyboys? Would you?
It was rather late into the night and the ladyboys were eagerly dancing entertaining all of us. I was kind of like magnetized, I stared at them in awe. Their muscled yet feminine legs were wrapped around those aluminum poles, their bodies so blithe and lithe, quick to respond to the upbeat music, their faces full of the come-and-get-me-stud look, and what’s really astonishing is…. their [newfound?] confidence.
Some of them were getting involved with the guys at the bar, and one was busy filming the ladyboys dancing with the use of a video camera recorder. It was a tease act so to speak between the ladyboys and this guy. Up to some point that it got so heated, them ladyboys started throwing their bras off to the public, then next, their panties! Oh-oh… now you can obviously see that these are post-opt ladyboys.
Then it happened so fast. Because the momentum was skyrocket high, the ladyboys caved in to their naughtiness and gave the much demanded erotic display of action in their gymnastic stunts, using their support tool, the aluminum poles... and hey remember no panties (!). This particular ladyboy, she was quite attractive and slim, was dancing on our side of the bar. She made a really sluggish split up in mid-air, and much to our harassment (well to mine, I don’t know if Dutchman or the other men were harassed!), her vagina was smiling candidly right across me!!! In fact, she almost like stopped on mid-air with her split, giving ample time for everyone in our direction to inspect her gateway of paradise, the hole. Yes, I saw a hole… a freaking hole, OMG!!! The guy who was busy with the video was in high spirits and of course didn’t miss the opportunity to film it.
That actually put in me a state of shock. Shock that the ladyboy had the audacity to show her priceless sex organ, but more shocked that her genitals resembled just like any other woman’s!
After that experience, I couldn’t tell a fake vagina to a real one. And if I, a woman can’t tell, how much more the men?
.
in fairness, the first ladyboy looks like jolina ha hehe.
ReplyDeletei was once with some thai colleagues in a bar in alabang and they saw this sexy lady dancing in the middle of the dance floor, tanungin ba naman ako kung 'ladyboy' daw ba yun? hehe.
I'm in stitches laughing at this account. But my goodness, those post-ops could certainly fool anyone can't they?
ReplyDeleteThat was so amusing.
OMG!! What a crazy night you had!! Talk about 'full-frontal' experience. Very cool I must say. I've always wanted to go to Thailand... one day! And I will def. have to check out a Ladyboy Show thanks to you!
ReplyDeleteOh My God!!! That was a very shocking experience to read!! UF!!!
ReplyDeleteYou know, the pictures, until the part where the flying genitals are discussed, reminded me of a friend of mine who studied in Sweden last year and had a drag party: boys came as girls and girls came as boys. He's Chinese Indonesian and the photo I saw from him really resembled that first ladyboy picture!!!
ANALYSE, Oh yeah, she does look like Jolina haha!
ReplyDeleteSee, your Thai colleagues are already conditioned to think every assertive and sexy girl to be "ladyboys". Thats funny!
TinTin, Those 2 ladyboys on the pic were tall big boned ones, wait till you see the petite versions, much more petite than moi! You will certainly be fooled, big time.
DL, I've always have gay friends, but there are MANY types of gays. The ladyboys are much more different though than gays. Ladyboys are the ones dressing in womens clothes and a lot of them prostitute themselves. But the standard gays have also different sub classifications, you have the closet queen, the macho gays, the feminine gays, etcetera and etcetera. Here in NL, you get to see a lot of the macho gays... and ah, they are so handsome!!!
Kat, Oh yeah, it was one heck of a crazy night, you bet! So go buy your ticket to Thailand and check out these ladyboy stuff. It is really worth the experience and fun. In fact it has become a tourist attraction, of course not for the faint at heart and for the conservatives, hehe.
ReplyDeleteelentári, Am I making you interested to visit Thailand now? Haha
Well we never know... maybe that was her? But then again, when they are fully made up with make ups they can all look the same. You should see them in their high heels, towering at almost 6 ft tall! I felt like a midget.
oh, wat gek jor! no one could indeed tell.
ReplyDeletedo we have that here in a'dam? LOL! o yeah, we do have them in the rdl! remember the one whom rik teased by making some signs and dutchman dragged rik to the door? hahaha!
my mind is so set that thailand is synonymous with ladyboys and that made me wonder if their MissU pageant contestant was a real woman or not(and what about the next years?) LOL LOL
MmE
I went to one of these shows in Pattaya when I was in Thailand. The highlight was the one who did Tina Turner. He/she was good, you almost couldn't tell. I have a great picture of me with two of the performers after the show; the look on my face is priceless. I still laugh everytime I look at it...
ReplyDeleteRik
MmE, Well we never know if the Thais did actually sent a ladyboy as a contestant, who can tell nowadays? Hehe. But remember that Miss Universe pageant where they suspected one contestant to be a post op transexual? They had to hve her checked by a doctor to determine if she was indeed a real woman. Who was that again?
ReplyDeleteOh I remember Rik being so cocky with that ladyboy behind the red light window, but he cowered when Dutchman pulled his foot to get inside that little door. Haha! RIK, REMEMBER THAT?! ;-)
Rik, You better dig that old pic with the ladyboys in Pattaya and post it in your blog! We want to see your priceless expression. That would be a real feast.
Were you by the way intimidated with their sexiness? *grin*
oh that's nice, that lady-bug err,ladyboy looked more like a character in a Chinese opera with his thick make-up. U know what,the previous week I watched a documentary tv program about an old wester man who pick a ladyboy lover in Thailand. My, the ladyboy was only short of a tail to look like a dog-seriously he looked terrible and the old perverted lover enjoyed telling the world his erotic fantasies with the ladydog.
ReplyDeleteDP - Here, youcan see the pic on this link:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.rikthib.com/thailand/cabaret.jpg
O-M-G, alright?!?!?!?! a hole? ewwwwwwww! man-alive! i can only imagine how shock you were - here i am, just reading your blog and i'm in total shock, myself. Oi! lol.
ReplyDeleteaside from that - sounds like a total wild and ka-raaaazy nite it was. btw, why are their faces so white? they look like kabuki performers. hehe.
i checked out rik's link - woah! that's all i can say. lol. limoncello :)
I clicked on the link Rik, you were lucky not to have eaten alive!!!
ReplyDeletehttp://www.rikthib.com/thailand/cabaret.jpg
Ara, Oh dear, don't call them ladydogs! They are human too like us (baka banatan ka dyan). But true there are many sex tourists that loves to go to Thailand (or the Philippines) to fulfill their sexual fantasies. It's gross for others but then again its their lives.
ReplyDeleteWell we never know Ara if Rik was EVER eaten alive. Not that there's anything wrong with that...
Rik, GREAT PIC!
I can see that you were about to faint with that look!!!
Admit it, you were intimidated hahaha! Cornered :-)
Limoncello, Now calm down, you've got to be there to experience it!
ReplyDeleteYeah they look like Kabuki performers of Japan... but they are not the usual ladyboys, these are the ladyboys in their performance-mardigras-dragqueen-costumes. The usual ladyboys don't dress up like this, instead they look normal with little make up.
schatzli, So, tell us, did M saw the hole? Hehe.
Dear, I never expected getting into that bar to see a hole like that. You know, I would have expected a hole in the wall, or a hole in my wallet, lol.
Ah nee nay on the adams apple, they also have those operated. Its part of the package. The hard thing to let go is the VOICE. The rest is not impossible and can be done with the powers of medicine and surgery.
Malaysia? Can I come too?
hey there Miss T!
ReplyDeleteladyboy in Thailand, you just reminded me of those in Bangkok and Pattaya, even in their airport,there are lots of ladyboys . they are interesting, I think.
Luchie